Oct 16, 2018 Logan Albright quiz Quiz: How Would You Fare Under Socialism? So, you’re thinking of becoming a socialist? Take this short quiz to find out how you’d fare under history’s most famous socialist states. "*" indicates required fields What is your gender? Male Female Non-Binary Answer: Male Perfect, you are a prime candidate for back-breaking labor for the good of the people. Just don’t expect to be paid. That money is for the needy and, of course, the Party. Also, you’d be great for compulsory military service. Just try not to get yourself killed, okay?Answer: Female Oh, great! In the name of equality and liberation for your gender, you will be stripped from your family and forbidden to see them while working like a slave in the factories. That is, assuming you weren’t executed as a baby simply for being born female. Welcome to Chairman Mao’s glorious vision of Communist China!Answer: Non-Binary Sorry, your unnatural proclivities have landed you in a concentration camp under that luminous revolutionary, Ché Guevara. I know it’s tough, but doesn’t he look great on a T-shirt?What is your religion? Christian Jewish Muslim Atheist/Agnostic Answer: Christian Religion is the opiate of the masses. Enjoy your time in a Soviet work camp or mental institution. You don’t have to be crazy to be a communist, but it helps!Answer: Jewish Why won’t you stop polluting the master race? It’s off to Auschwitz with you! Better hope that armbands are this year’s hot new fashion accessory.Answer: Muslim Religion is the opiate of the masses. Enjoy your time in a Soviet work camp or mental institution. You don’t have to be crazy to be a communist, but it helps!Answer: Atheist/Agnostic The Prophet Muhammed (praise be unto him) tolerates no infidels. It’s convert or die, and don’t expect 72 virgins if you choose the latter. What is your political party? Democrat Republican Independent Libertarian Korean Workers’ Party Answer: Democrat False. Prepare for execution for treason at the hands of His Excellency, Dear Father Kim Jong Un.Answer: Republican False. Prepare for execution for treason at the hands of His Excellency, Dear Father Kim Jong Un.Answer: Independent False. Prepare for execution for treason at the hands of His Excellency, Dear Father Kim Jong Un.Answer: Libertarian False. Prepare for execution for treason at the hands of His Excellency, Dear Father Kim Jong Un.Answer: Korean Workers’ Party Congratulations! You chose right. Now you will not be executed at the hands of the Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un. Of course, feeding your family is another matter, but at least your loyalty to an oppressive, totalitarian state won’t be in any doubt. Good luck!Enter your email address to see quiz results* NameThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. Δ share this:
